We’re Going to Bring the Sexual Sizzle Out of That Miss Who Attracted the Least Attention in Her Class!

“I think its hot knowing the possibility of my mom being fucked without a condom.”

Lick-Loving Student – I’m Going to Lick You All Over!

SEMEN VAMPIRE

Join us in a retro sci-fi adventure! Battle your way through slime and angry robots in a desperate attempt to save ship and crew!

I’m doing the music and sound effects for this! GET ME ON A PAYROLL! (also going to this facebook post will enlighten you to all kinds of things)

The Give Up Human Being

Deep Eye Contact For 2 Seconds Before Getting Horny / Passionate Kisses For 1254 Seconds / Blowjob For 2110 Seconds / Licking a Guy All Over For 2768 Seconds – Rammed By a Piston So Good That She Convulses 8720 Times & Her Hips Move Likes Waves

New Wife Smeared With An Aphrodisiac Freaked Out and Tried to Wash Off Her Pussy… She Didn’t Make It In Time and Now She Suffers a Regretful Horniness

jamesadomian:

khealywu:

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

Well, did you try balancing on top of Mort and then sniffing it?

Why of course, of course, of course! After all it is red and be-seeded and therefore HIGHLY curious INDEED!

Tumblr is kind of for if you’re beyond being okay with normal attention